* The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
* The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
* If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
* A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
* What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway)
* A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
* Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
* A backward poet writes inverse.
* In a democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism, it's your
count that votes.
* A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
* If you don't pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed.
* With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
* Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft And I'll show you A-flat miner.
* When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
* The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine Was fully recovered.
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