More lexophiles?

The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.


The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.


The dead batteries were given out free of charge.


If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.


A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.


A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.


A will is a dead giveaway.


Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.


A backward poet writes inverse.


In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.


A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.


If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.


With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.


Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.


When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

More lexophiles?
Thanks for the witty humor!
Reply:Wow these are also very good, may I ask where you get them, these are great...lol :)
Reply:Very good. May I add.


You can tune a paino, but you can't tune a fish.
Reply:hehehe.....
Reply:(I hate this one...because I'm a Democrat, but...)





Republicans always vote right...





(I'll hate myself in the morning for that one...)
Reply:I'm still standing it, gimmie more! lol
Reply:LOL. Good Ones!
Reply:i laughed at a couple...