Where can I hire a professional nail biter, my teeth are too perfect to do it myself?

Oh, come now, you know I am at your beck and call for such things. Besides, I have seen the error of my ways and the pain of straying to an imperfect woman. Let me sharpen up my incisors for you.

Where can I hire a professional nail biter, my teeth are too perfect to do it myself?
The unemployment office
Reply:lame, oh so lame
Reply:yellowbook.com
Reply:The nail salon.
Reply:Thats nasty!!!!!!
Reply:id try the job center or try boots for a pair of nail clippers lol !
Reply:No such thing
Reply:My teeth suck and I've been biting my nails since I could chew. I'm your girl!
Reply:???
Reply:wtf


your boyfriend lol
Reply:thats disgusting and selfish get a 99 cent nail clipper.
Reply:Me!! i'll do it!!
Reply:just use a file
Reply:e-bay
Reply:1. 2. 3. Not it!!
Reply:Go to Craigslist.org, you will find what you need.
Reply:Well, you may well be on the correct site. But be careful what you wish for...
Reply:i'll do it!
Reply:yellow pages.
Reply:how much will you pay me?


lol


umm, are you serious???


try yellow book.com or something
Reply:Hmmmm . . . judging from your picture, I'd be HAPPY to bite YOUR nails! wink, wink!!
Reply:I will bite ur nails
Reply:lol oh nice.. hmm i'm a nail bitter, but i wouldn't be willing to touch anyone's dirty nails unless you offered a very high price. Hmm.. hundred each bite and i'll be there everyday just make sure you steralize them.
Reply:haha! even if i hired a pro nail biter, i would keep on biting them myself.....it's an awful habit!
Reply:A Nail Clinic But There Quite Exspensive Depends Were Yeww Live And Were Yew Live And What Price Yeww Want I Dont Understand Babe x ♥ღ♥Caseey♥ღ♥
Reply:I am sure, there are people out there that are willing to pay you, to let them do it.
Reply:If you want to avoid paying all those annoying employees fees like unemployment, liability insurance and ssi do what I do,


just drag your fingers along the street as you drive to work in the morning.
Reply:That is a lame question...X-/
Reply:How much does the job pay and will I have to wear a leash and collar?
Reply:I bite nails, and all of mine are down to nothing. I have about a week until they grow back. If you are interested,I will tell you where you can mail me an envelope filled with your nail clippings so's I can snack on them. Thanks,