Do you think the Tooth Fairy took my teeth last night?

Last night we went out to Satan's BBQ (you know the place) and of course got completely smashed. It was my first time passing out on the sofa (an old tradition of mine) and I found out that it’s not the safest thing to do around there.. Father Damien and I had both passed out and we both woke up with nail polish on our fingers and toes. It seems the rest of the party played Sister Margaret Jenga while I was in lala land. I woke up and there was a five dollar bill next to my head and my teeth were gone.

Do you think the Tooth Fairy took my teeth last night?
All I remember is Satan yelling - "Satan's getting a hummer" then there was laughing and screaming. Nugent yelled "Satan got a gummer" That's when I go black and the projectile vomiting starts. All and all, you should be honored a $5 tip from Satan is something special!!
Reply:Yes I hear she is stealing them %26amp; selling them on Ebay now
Reply:wow I am so glad you got paid
Reply:Man you got cheated. She should of left you more than $5.00. Your teeth are holy.
Reply:Hun, the Tooth Fairy didn't take your teeth.


Some big dude named "JeBron" did.


And you're not getting them back.
Reply:Wow, sounds like some night!
Reply:I bet it was your neighbor he is to cheap to get his own.I bet ya he is also the one who has been buying all those used vibrators on ebay:)