Monday, November 16, 2009

Bill Splendor has brought some more jokes.If you like them star them.?

1)Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes.


Patient: And how much will it cost?


Dentist: It's $90.00.


Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work???


Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.


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2)"I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist.


"I'm sorry sir." she replied. "He's out right now, but..."


"Thank you," interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. "When will he be out again ?"


A husband and wife entered the dentist's office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."


"You're a brave man," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is."


The husband turns to his wife and says, "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."


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3)Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?


Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time.


Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 4 o'clock ball game.


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4)Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth."


Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."


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5)Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?"


Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."


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6)"I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boy's tooth."


"Hundred dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged only twenty dollars for such work!"


"Yes," replied the dentist, "but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared out four other patients out of the office."


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7)Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?


Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Bill Splendor has brought some more jokes.If you like them star them.?
I don't want to miss the game! That's so me! And so true! ~N
Reply:a couple of those made me really chuckle. if i give you stars, will you give me ten points?
Reply:fair enough, your star for my two points
Reply:Nice ones, not many good jokes about dentists and doctors but those are good. *Star*
Reply:dentest has a leak at his sink in the room he works on folks. it is a driven him nuts. he calls a plummer in to fix it.





plummer is there fer 15 minutes and gives the dentest a bill fer $50.15.





dentest durn near swallers his tongue. he says to the plummer-


well look here bout this bill. you been jest 15 minutes an charge so much?





plummer says yup.





dentest he asks- what is the 15 cents fer?





plummer he says - a washer





denstist says he been to schools fer years an he dont make that kind a loot.


why- says the dentest- that is over $200 an hour.





plummer says yup.





dentest he says- well looky here i'm the dentest an i dont make no $200 an hour.





plummer says yup. I didn't make no $200 an hour when i wus a dentest either.


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